lincoln log

Large turd that emerges after constipation.

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

Abraham Lincoln

A previous entry had only half of the definition. The Abraham Lincoln is a two-part sex act. First, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. Then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble Abraham Lincoln's beard.

Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.

I Abraham Lincolned my girlfriend last night, and she broke up with me.

by Jaydawg53 July 23, 2008

Abraham Lincoln

the only good republican

abraham lincoln was pretty good

by alex14 October 11, 2006

Abe Lincoln

The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.

Abe Lincoln. One of the finest presidents the US has ever had.

by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009

Lincoln

A lincoln is when you shave your pubes and then ejaculate in the girls face then throw on your pubes so it looks like abe lincolns beard.

man i gave that bitch a lincoln

by Ryan haagensen September 25, 2007

Abraham Lincoln

The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.

Abraham Lincoln. America needs more like "Honest Abe".

by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009

Lincoln Double Funnel

The act of doing a keg stand while simultaneously consuming alcoholic beverages anally through a funnel. This is often done at college parties, primarily where members of Greek houses are present.

Shit bro, I got so fucked up last night... I did the Lincoln Double Funnel and was gone for the rest of the night!

by Joe's Younger Cousin June 5, 2011