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black lightning

Phenomenon where one reaches an ultimate velocity to the extent of no one being able to see you.
"That guy in the olympics was almost black lightning! He was so fast!"
by The Fast One June 3, 2009
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Ford Lightning

the second fastest production pickup on the planet.
The Ford Lightning will reclaim throne over the viperwanna be... just like everything hemi INC puts out... sorry i meant dodge
by Jacob A December 18, 2005
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Midget Lightning storm

When someone has a foot fetish consisting of only midgets, many many midgets, who constantly pee on that person one after another
Hey man how was your first night in vegas?
Good I had a threesome and totally felt greatvafter, how bout you?
Great I won three hundred bucks and celebrated by treating myself to midget lightning storm , but i'll tell you it wasn't cheap.
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Red Lightning

Another term used to describe stretch marks on someone's body. Just look at what they look like, then think of lightning streaks, but red. You'll get it.
Damn, thats some long streaks of red lightning you've got going there!
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Lightningdog

A Thundercat stan. As in the musician.
I don't know how it can be used in a sentence , I just made this shit up. Thundercat an OG tho. Lightningdog.
by SadGalO1 November 1, 2020
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lightningous

adj. acidic; painful; or otherwise unpleasant
I have a lighningous melonoma behind my ear.
Clean up those unsightly moles with a lightningous astringent.
by nikki_bilicki June 30, 2009
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lightning dance

doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.
guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?

guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.

guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.

guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!
by ranman92509 September 30, 2011
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