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Leopard

A joke to the animal kingdom/gods mistake
Leopard
by Horneykneecaps April 22, 2022
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leopard

a leopard is like a cougar, but older and with more liver spots. They are 55+, and they chase after the younger men.
I'm going to Atlantic City to go leopard hunting at the slot machines.
by Your.Mr.Master February 18, 2015
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leopard

An older, more sophisticated cougar, but with liver spots.
Check out the legs on that leopard, man. You can see the liver spots through her striped stockings! Oh, wait... I think the stripes are varicose veins.
by The Hare December 10, 2009
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Leopard-Mobile

When someone cheese puffs your car shortly before, during, or after a rain. Resulting in many orange dots persisting on your car before you take it to the car wash. Side effects of a leopard-mobile include Liono from the Thundercats wanting to recruit you, neighbors yelling cat noises when driving to work, and eventual washing of cars.
(walks in door)I'm so angry! Somebody cheese puffed my car. But since it rained, now it's a leopard-mobile. Also, I'm starting to loathe the month of April.
by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010
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Lespit

A huge lesbian orgy, one that welcomes all fetishes, weird or unknown, it doesn't matter when you're in a Lespit.
Dude, Sarah said she was in a Lespit this weekend!

Whoa, I never knew she was that freaky!
by ChosenSentinel August 2, 2016
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leosmarie

A kind thoughtful person who cares about other people and sexy and sometimes she can be dumb and hate her boyfriend.Leosmarie has a lot a ppl to hate on her but at the end she wouldnt give a fuck.
You wanna be leosmarie I see
by Delight is a good thing April 22, 2019
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Leos Dick

Leo's cock is bigger than all of his friends cocks. It has a gravitational pull. It is bigger than any ones who's name starts with an A, B, or C. Literally a semi truck muffler.
Guy who's name starts with A, B, or C : wow I'm sooooo jealous of Leos Dick.
by I fucked Leo September 12, 2021
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