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legma

n. The accumulation of lint, dead skin, semen, bugs, etc. in the crack between the leg and the genitals
I had to pay that whore an extra $10 to lick up my legma
by wickerman February 1, 2006
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Lemar Dick

A semi or exactly half an erection.

Named after a UK pop song "Fifty Fifty" by Lemar.
"I just saw a bit of side boob, gave me instant Lemar dick."
by davooo October 7, 2013
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LeMars

A small town in the middle of literal nowhere. The town is comprised of high school has-beens, douche cops, pizza restaurants, and ice cream.
1: “I just got pulled over by a LeMars police officer for stopping at a stop light.”
2: “where at?”
1: “over by that pizza place.”
2: “which one?”
1: “it had some cone statue outside of it.”
2: “glad this town takes their pizza and ice cream seriously.”
by TheRealTeamKiller May 10, 2018
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Lemar

Wow he’s a Lemar
by Lmaoo sis November 20, 2021
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Lemar

An amazing english (woop woop!) artist who has released 4 albums. Shows that 3rd place on Fame Academy was way better than 1st or 2nd!!!!
he's also very pretty..
-can you remember who beat Lemar on Fame academy?
-can't say I do.....
by Tokyotess December 26, 2008
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Lemme pet your squirrel

'Lemme pet your squirrel' is meant to say to someone who has an attractive moustache, and you just want to touch it. Preferably, pet it. Also, it is as bushy or curly as a squirrel's tail.
As I saw John's moustache, all I thought was "Lemme pet your squirrel".
by glizzydilf July 31, 2015
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