L.D.S.

L.D.S. means Lying Drunk Slut.

Jen is a real L.D.S. there she goes to another guy's home again.

by RealHeartBroken November 18, 2021

D.I.L.D.O.S. Party

True snowflakes; "Desperate, intolerant Liberals destroying our society." One's that can't handle being a man and turn to feminism, failing at trying to get laid. Pretty much just a giant, brainwashed libtard.

"wHy iS a rAciSt prEsidenT liEk doNalD TruMp in the ofFiCe? I REFUSE to sErVe anyOne who suPpOrts him!! >:("

me: "bro you're a D.I.L.D.O.S. Party member..."

by Tadism October 8, 2019

N.B.U.L.D

October 16th is N.B.U.L.D aka National beat up Logan day, if you know a Logan... beat them up. Honestly most of them deserve it.

1.) Hey bro are you ready to beat up Logan

2.) Why would we do that?

1.) Because it’s N.B.U.L.D

2.) oh yeah, National beat up Logan day

by Paigeala October 15, 2019

C.E.L.D.

When a person treats another person like they're mentally/physically disabled, this can apply for both mentally/physically disabled people, and for people without any disabilities. They can sometimes repeat their behavior, to the point where it's downright harassment. These people who are defined as a C.E.L.D. can be a Karen, Rhonda (red-neck/country Karen), Susan (extremely religious Karen), or just anybody else in general who acts this way. They are found to be too enthusiastic, too nice, overly eager to help you, especially when you don't need any help, and even seem to be obsessive with this attitude because they act this way, especially towards you, 24/7. And not only can 1 person act this way, but companies can as well.

(Anagram for Condescending Egotistical Laud Disorder)

"Looks like we got a C.E.L.D. on our hands."
"My school is a C.E.L.D., because they've been putting me in Special Ed classes since 7th grade, and I have no mental or physical disabilities. They also repeatedly ask if I need to go to the testing room during any test, even if it's a pop quiz that isn't worth a grade."
"A couple of C.E.L.D.'s are approaching, Abort Mission! I repeat, abort mission!"

by explodedelmo January 26, 2021

The L.D.

"LARGE DILLSNICK". A word used to describe a man's unusually large penis.

Bro her eyes opened wide when I pulled out the L.D.

by AVNX October 5, 2007

LDS

little dick syndrome- when it is cold outside and your dick shrinks and hardens

after i sat out in the cold air for three hours i had developed major LDS

by truc March 23, 2008

Mormon/LDS stitistics

everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011

Worldwide Church Statistics

Membership 14,131,467

Missions 340

Missionaries 52,483

Missionary Training Centers 15

Temples (current 2011 number) 134

Congregations 28,660

Universities and Colleges 4

Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373

Institute Students Enrollment 348,111

Family History Centers 4,648

Countries with Family History Centers 127

Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178

Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions

Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583

Languages Church Materials Available 166

LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):

Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS

Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192

Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053

American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091

Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754

Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014

Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230

Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929

Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095

Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777

Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442

USA 1.9%

Uruguay 2.5%

New Zealand 2.35%

Guatemala 1.34%

Honduras 1.6%

Bolivia 1.6%

Ecuador 1.2%

Peru 1.4%

Belize 1.0%

so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.

Mormon/LDS stitistics

by rinnua July 5, 2011