Lady Lasso

A guy who reels in girls left and right and takes advantage of their bodies

Person 1: I can't believe Jessica just hooked up with that lady lasso like oh my god I can't even
Person 2: She went that low? Shit.

by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017

Larson

To take a large stew in someone else's house.

I just took a huge larson.

by Dan i did ur mom April 6, 2008

Larson

A unit of measurement used for every eight inches.

"Johnny, how long is a yard?"
"Four and a half Larsons, Ms. Adams."

by Dano1122 July 8, 2016

piano lessons

An offering from a pianist male or female to invite someone over to fingerblast them.

An easy way to decode whether or not someone is using the sexual slang for piano lessons is to ask them how much they charge per hour, if the pianist says, "You don't have to pay me.", or implies that it is FREE of charge, they want you to fingerblast them.

"Anyone interested in some Piano Lessons, hmu! I'm FREE this weekend!"

"Hmu for FREE Piano Lessons!"

"I'm home alone, Piano Lessons are FREE this weekend!"

by nottherealilluminati July 7, 2017

Brie Larson

an amazing actress and person who deserves the world and is all you should care about

Friend: How was your weekend?

Me: Brie Larson posted two photos on instagram and I’ve never been better!

by kaojiuma September 1, 2018

Gavin Lawson

a second rate name
also a first rate twat

Gavin Lawson - a twat ( of the first degree)

by gavin lawson May 7, 2003

pussy lassoed

immediately drawn to a woman as if a rope shot out of her vagina lassoing you. the first step to being whipped. i. e pussy whipped.

Jackie was pussy lassoed as soon as Tiffany walked by.

Jack was pussy lassoed as soon as Allyssa walked by.

by jackie norris & rachel baxter December 1, 2009