Carlton Lassiter

The Head Detective of the SBPD in Psych. A man with the best eyes and hair that could rival anyone’s. He wants nothing more than to be a father and to be promoted to Chief.

A: Who’s your favorite character in Psych?

B: Definitely Carlton Lassiter, even if he might be serious most of the time.

A: I completely agree with you, though it might come to a draw with Burton Guster.

by SomeRandomRose December 15, 2021

Open-door Lassie

The act of taking a shit with the bathroom door open, performed by a female.

"bro where's Sarah? "
"Oh she's just taking an open-door Lassie"

by Sassbun November 23, 2017

lassampson

The last child of Margaret Louis Mann-Sampson.

Jeremiah Delano Sampson is the lassampson of Margaret Louis Mann-Sampson

by lassampson March 5, 2009

Labsicle

Noun: A frozen labia by means of inserted ice cubes, subsequently coated in now hardened Cottee's Ice Magic (or equivalent magical hardening chocolate sauce).

It's such a hot day, and I'm really horny...I really could do with a Labsicle.

by Wogdog July 27, 2009

lasciviaurora

the radiant appearance of a girl or woman who is so attractive and has a stunning aurora which excites serious desire by men who see her.

Maria always dresses beautifully and with great art to exhibit her eye-catching curves and gait which combined with her facial makeup and colored fingernails magnify her radiant beauty so her lasciviaurora "stops traffic."

by gringo1926 January 19, 2014

lass your aff off

To laugh your ass off

Go and see that movie. You will lass your aff off

by Oref April 4, 2016

Lashin'

Lashin': a term used when one's performance or mere appearance is such that it will create envy, admiration or fear in the hearts of men.

Doing something in an exceptional manner.

Robbing people, places or things. lick hitting a lick finessing

Yeah, ol boy was Lashin' 'em from the three point line all night. Tied a record, i heard.

by The Skurge April 26, 2016