Konstantin - A zen like state of mind usually associated with illusory superiority - Often presents as a form of entertaining delusional alternative reality in Bulgarian lone wolves. Side effects include accelerated hair loss, uncontrollable erections, and a predisposition to business time. Sometimes used as the standard unit measurement for bullshit (logarithmic scale).
1. He claimed his dick was so big, but when I saw it I realised he was suffering from Konstantin.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.
by Naturally Aspirated April 18, 2017
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The word Kooner , was derived in the Late 1990's from the mispronunciation of the last name Kuenzer. As others might call it, (Koon-zer). In 2004, the "Z" was removed, to make it shorter, and now pronounced Kooner. Right now the "Kooner" is nowhere to be found, but rumored to be staying around the neighborhood of MPH.
Fuck, It's the Kooner.
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