Kobe Foul

(Ko-bee Fa-ool) Noun - An over reaction of a situation, much so acting like a victim, in order to draw something for their own benefit.

Made popular by Kobe Bryant in which he shoots a J, lifts his knee into the defender - drawing contact (forced by Kobe), and then acting like he was fouled once the ball leaves his hand. Which typically, the referees do fall for it.

Yo, stop bitchin'. Stop trying to get a Kobe Foul.

by Glyman June 10, 2009

Kobe Kid

A term used for fans of Kobe Bryant (known for rape in colorado)who dont neccessarily like the Lakers, just Kobes balls in their mouth. They are usually wrong, and homo, and are easy to own on message boards.

The Kobe Kid eagerly waited to lick jizz from Kobes leaking anus after gay sex.

by fatwood31 April 11, 2009

Doing the kobe

Where one’s self gets into a helicopter with their daughter and ducking dies.

guy 1: ay yo you want to see me do the kobe?

guy 2: dude you dont even play basketball how are you going to make a sho-

guy 1: *gets in helicopter* IM DOING THE KOBE

by XXX_PUSSY_CONSUMER_XXX February 26, 2020

Kobe Stopper

Apparently Ruben Patterson

"I'm the Kobe Stopper" - Ruben Patterson

by Kobe Stopper June 14, 2010

rip kobe

On the sad day of January 26, 2020, basketball megastar Kobe Bryant is dEd. its cause was a helicopter accident, along with 8 other people nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Hey boi watch do dis ePiC sHoT"
"Kobe!"
"*gasp* NEVER MENTION DAT NAME *sniff* rip kobe ;("

by 55555555555v January 28, 2020

Kobe Bryant

A guard for the Los Angeles Lakers who believes that trying to look like Michael Jordan by padding his stats is more important than winning a title or even a game for that matter.

Kobe Bryant is Allan Houston with 45 field goal attempts.

by BRHEE September 06, 2006

Kobe!

When you throw something, and it hits the ground, you yell KOBE!

*Throws paper ball*
*Ball hits the ground*
"KOBE!"

by JoeBoii January 31, 2020