Kerry King's Quiz Show

The K.K.Q.S. is a move performed during sexual intercourse. The female is on her knees and the male is standing. Slayer’s “Raining Blood” has to be playing at a high volume. The male swings hid wang around in a circular motion (like the wheel in a game show) while the female tries to catch it in her mouth.

Jesus and I just performed the Kerry King's Quiz Show in my bathroom.

by Mr. Krüger February 19, 2006

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

by Ask Your Dad July 26, 2006

kerry

means 'Darkness surrounds you.' tiny titties, super curly hair, super funny, but will beat you up if you get too close. loves a good hug, big asss. really dirty-minded. always making dad jokes. enjoys making fun of people as a joke she can relate to you on a lot of stuff. can not talk to her for months at a time and when you do its like you never stopped talking. has a lot of "deep" convos with her friends.

Kerry is a heather
we all love a Kerry

she is super strong
makes a lot of people cry.

Kerry is my best friend for life and will definitely be in my wedding dress change room.

Kerry and I have a lot of very deep and weird conversations.

by itty bitty titty comitty May 12, 2021

Kerri

The act of failing a jump in World of Warcraft very badly or in a most inopportune time.

I went and gathered all my world buffs but pulled a Kerri and died right before Molten Core!

by PrayerMayor October 27, 2022

kerry

a school teacher that wont let you touch the top of a door frame and while stamp on your hand might be a bitch alot of the time but teaches outdoor survival

Shes being such a kerry right now

by LETSgetSMASHED October 3, 2022

Pull A Kerry

To crash a gathering of people in a public place simply based on the knowledge of said gathering, not by invitation.

Phil totally tried to pull a Kerry last night. I told him I was on a date at Denny's and he showed up!"

by RCamo November 18, 2010