Person: You know that boy in class who always sleeps?
Me: No, not really, but I’m guessing it’s a Kenneth
Me: No, not really, but I’m guessing it’s a Kenneth
by Wurth February 1, 2019

Kenneth Whitehead is one of the greatest Men that ever lived! He is like a super human, no really, like FOR REAL he basically can FLYY! Ive seen it. He has a magic carpet and if he sees something worth ikt he will literally roll it out for you. Kenneth Whitehead GETS WHAT HE WANTS AND WILL NEVER COME BACK EMPTY HANDED. He's the "leave to go get it , come back with it type". Hes not a bullshitter and his word is GOLDEN. Im not talking no gold plated shit either Kenneth is the REAL DEAL HOLY FIELD!
Girls have played games with Kenneth in the past and taken advantage of his heart, but i heard he found him a magical Unicorn.... now hes all that girl "megan archer's".... theyre 100%
Girls have played games with Kenneth in the past and taken advantage of his heart, but i heard he found him a magical Unicorn.... now hes all that girl "megan archer's".... theyre 100%
by MKMMKAYY100 July 4, 2022

Kenneth
noun. A male given name: from an irish word meaning “handsome".
Earl
noun. A British nobleman ranking above a viscount and below a marquess.
noun. A male given name: from an irish word meaning “handsome".
Earl
noun. A British nobleman ranking above a viscount and below a marquess.
by Fiesty draco March 2, 2023

The cult leader seen wearing a dog mask in the game Sally Face. Also known as the priest of Phelps Ministery, and the father of Travis Phelps.
by ur_broski_fnaf November 1, 2021

A guy who doubts himself all the time but doesn't realizes he's the best around. He's super kind and very funny. He's also the type to be really horny all the time for no reason but very romantic in bed.
by sFaby June 2, 2022
