kaleb

omg did you just hit a 360 windmill then get her number that’s a kaleb
by juice lucy boosy doosy May 23, 2023
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kaleb

an umemotional dumbass who’s annoyingly smart.

he will break your heart without caring

very political asshole
slightly racist

extremely attractive but you’ll deny it

oh and don’t forget the sex jokes
“That dumbass is so political
yep that’s kaleb”
by BookReaderSara October 12, 2020
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Kaleb

Kaleb is the one of the realist people you will ever meet. He’s very patient, caring and honest. He’s not good with his feelings, so when he does show you them, be patient and try to be understanding about it. He has such an amazing soul and way of thinking. You can truly trust him and it’s so easy to build love for him.
Girl: Do you know Kaleb?
Girl #2: Ofc, I absolutely love his whole vibe!
by kioldj July 10, 2022
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kaleb

look out, it's kaleb!
by i knowing March 07, 2022
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Kaleb

A really annoying huge idiot who doesn't do anything with their life and lives in his parent's basement. He's an INSANE psycho and GirlCRAZY. One who goes to prison twice a week
Omg why are you hanging out with that kaleb he'll get you stuck in prison
by ZEDDYGOD April 12, 2022
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Kaleb

kaleb is someone who will show you true kindness
you will feel honored to have a kaleb in your life
kalebs are the embodiment of excitement for life and passion and curiosity
kalebs drive to your house when you feel down and bring with them persimmons and care
kalebs give you helpful advice after carefully listening to your thoughts and feelings
kalebs randomly pick up acorns, flower petals, and dead moths and gift them to you
they laugh and cry and sing with you. you will feel so full of happiness with them
they point out the unnoticeable things in nature. and you will start to notice the unnoticeable too!
kalebs will show u where the sweet grapes are; hidden within the leaves
they watch the stars with you and call you when the moon is beautiful
kalebs makes you glad to be alive
they can make mistakes but they deal with them with so much humaness—-and you can learn so much from that
they are someone you want to grow beside and live life with
kalebs are crazy spontaneous
and loves cherryblossoms and orchids and lotuses and kirby
kalebs will share their dreams with you. and happiness. and joy. and anger. and every emotion in between.
kalebs are most passionate when sharing their knowledge and love and experience
kalebs make you feel so deeply grateful that you got to meet them in this life
you need a kaleb in your life; they will make u appreciate it a lot more
kalebs are so cool. they will send you songs randomly; they are theme songs to your emotions
by freesprout February 19, 2022
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kaleb

very big man has a wife named tammy. sexy and cool.
hi tammy want some nacho cheese its me kaleb
by kenlecanadaman January 18, 2023
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