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box jock

A one time highschool douchebag jock who now moves boxes in a warehouse for a living.
James: Hey, I stopped into Great Buy for their free-phone friday and I ran into Jeff. Guess what he's up to now?

Tom: What?

James: He's a box jock in the warehouse. Guess he should have paid attention in calc.

Tom: That sucks. Pass the joint, dude.
by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 2, 2010
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Dip Jock

A Highschool student, usually in football, who dips during class, and believes it to be cool. Scientists have concluded that the cause of this is pure ignorance and the immediate castration of their units is required by law.
Chase: (pulls out can of dip) I am cool!
Zane: I am too, can I have some?
Chase: Sure

Eristeo: Had me those garden shears, I have spotted some Dip Jocks.
Ben: Okay, but don't get them all bloody, I just bought a new pair.
by Eristeo February 15, 2006
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Butt Jockey

A male homosexual. Also known as assrider or Poo Puncher.
I swear to god, that guy is such a butt jockey.
by LOLMORTEN August 28, 2006
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pole jock'n

when someone acts extremely nice to someone just because of they are famous, rich, in a high position, mostly so they can in return get something from them.

To act submissively or obsequiously in order to gain favor.

When you see a celeberty on the street and you go up to them and start complementing them just because they are famous.
Here let me get that for you, anything else I can get for you. You know i don't want to be pole jock'n or nothing, but anything you need just holla.
by ThendofReason November 28, 2007
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Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.
Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.
by Jewash December 18, 2008
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Controller Jock (the song)

A parody of the hit song "Computer Love" by Zapp & Roger that simply replaces the word computer with controller, and the word love with jock. When an opponent is caught controller jocking during a game of Madden, an impromptu and brief performance of "Controller Jock (the song)" is the appropriate and socially accepted retaliation.
Variation of "Controller Jock (the song)"

Terold: Cun-troooler Ja-a-ack...

Tom: It's controller jock you idiot!
by The Black Jack Tripper July 24, 2009
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Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.
Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!
by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009
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