James: Hey, I stopped into Great Buy for their free-phone friday and I ran into Jeff. Guess what he's up to now?
Tom: What?
James: He's a box jock in the warehouse. Guess he should have paid attention in calc.
Tom: That sucks. Pass the joint, dude.
Tom: What?
James: He's a box jock in the warehouse. Guess he should have paid attention in calc.
Tom: That sucks. Pass the joint, dude.
by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 2, 2010
Get the box jock mug.A Highschool student, usually in football, who dips during class, and believes it to be cool. Scientists have concluded that the cause of this is pure ignorance and the immediate castration of their units is required by law.
Chase: (pulls out can of dip) I am cool!
Zane: I am too, can I have some?
Chase: Sure
Eristeo: Had me those garden shears, I have spotted some Dip Jocks.
Ben: Okay, but don't get them all bloody, I just bought a new pair.
Zane: I am too, can I have some?
Chase: Sure
Eristeo: Had me those garden shears, I have spotted some Dip Jocks.
Ben: Okay, but don't get them all bloody, I just bought a new pair.
by Eristeo February 15, 2006
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by LOLMORTEN August 28, 2006
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To act submissively or obsequiously in order to gain favor.
When you see a celeberty on the street and you go up to them and start complementing them just because they are famous.
To act submissively or obsequiously in order to gain favor.
When you see a celeberty on the street and you go up to them and start complementing them just because they are famous.
Here let me get that for you, anything else I can get for you. You know i don't want to be pole jock'n or nothing, but anything you need just holla.
by ThendofReason November 28, 2007
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Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?
Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.
Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.
by Jewash December 18, 2008
Get the Google Jockey mug.A parody of the hit song "Computer Love" by Zapp & Roger that simply replaces the word computer with controller, and the word love with jock. When an opponent is caught controller jocking during a game of Madden, an impromptu and brief performance of "Controller Jock (the song)" is the appropriate and socially accepted retaliation.
Variation of "Controller Jock (the song)"
Terold: Cun-troooler Ja-a-ack...
Tom: It's controller jock you idiot!
Terold: Cun-troooler Ja-a-ack...
Tom: It's controller jock you idiot!
by The Black Jack Tripper July 24, 2009
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