A hilarious young adult author, secret sister to the vlogbrothers (NERDFIGHTERS FTW), and has a strange obsession with jars.
She's freakishly beautiful but very modest, talented, and has extremely awkward glares and keeps a straight face better than most professional actors.
She's freakishly beautiful but very modest, talented, and has extremely awkward glares and keeps a straight face better than most professional actors.
Normal person: "What the hell? She's so weird."
Nerdfighter: "Noo! She's amazing!"
Follower of Maureen Johnson on Twitter: "Why, Maureen, why?"
Maureen: "Because it's there. Because the hamsters wish it so. Because we can. Because someone has to."
Nerdfighter: "Noo! She's amazing!"
Follower of Maureen Johnson on Twitter: "Why, Maureen, why?"
Maureen: "Because it's there. Because the hamsters wish it so. Because we can. Because someone has to."
by wicked_cool July 15, 2010
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Dude #2 - I know right bro hes also got a huge schlong.
Dude #2 - I know right bro hes also got a huge schlong.
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Extremely hot guys. They are honest and very sexy. Manly and are natural born pimps. They don't watch porn because they get ass all da time! They come off as jackasses but turn it to be big sweethearts and completely kind.
by bambi1123 January 24, 2014
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(2) Volcano Johnson. In the "Champs!" episode of the A-Team, a cover alias for B A Barracus (Mr. T) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. Therefore, a boxer.
(2) Volcano Johnson. In the "Champs!" episode of the A-Team, a cover alias for B A Barracus (Mr. T) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. Therefore, a boxer.
FOXY CHICK: Look at that, Sharin'! He's lookin' fine!
SHARIN' COCKS: Yeah. He's a Volcano Johnson.
FOXY CHICK: He's a boxer? That makes sense. Boxers have great bodies.
SHARIN' COCKS: No, he's not a boxer, but, we fucked last year, and he came so hard I had cum cummin out of my ears!
SHARIN' COCKS: Yeah. He's a Volcano Johnson.
FOXY CHICK: He's a boxer? That makes sense. Boxers have great bodies.
SHARIN' COCKS: No, he's not a boxer, but, we fucked last year, and he came so hard I had cum cummin out of my ears!
by Little Amy June 11, 2006
Get the volcano johnson mug.Jarvis is a YouTuber. A simple man, roasted in March. He makes fun of things for views it’s great bc that’s what YouTube is now
Hey dude were you roasted in March
Yeah dude why
Bro
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Go check this out you will fit right in
What is it
It’s Jarvis Johnson
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Yeah dude why
Bro
Bro
Go check this out you will fit right in
What is it
It’s Jarvis Johnson
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by DDKinz64 August 16, 2019
Get the Jarvis Johnson mug.A high school in Bethesda, Maryland. Located right next to a shopping center that fills up during lunch time and right after school. Supposed to be a very good school.
Pretty much all the girls are thots and/or juul. The bathrooms are filled with edgy sharpie graffiti.
The freshmen are ignored.
Pretty much all the girls are thots and/or juul. The bathrooms are filled with edgy sharpie graffiti.
The freshmen are ignored.
person: so, where do you go?
other person: oh I go to Walter Johnson High School
person: uh okay
other person: k imma post this on urban dictionary hold on
other person: oh I go to Walter Johnson High School
person: uh okay
other person: k imma post this on urban dictionary hold on
by yelloworpington November 10, 2019
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Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.
Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.
by OGFL May 5, 2009
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