john

The cutest boy you'll ever meet so nice, funny, generous, and smart. VERY smart

Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !

by Heyitzmebria March 24, 2017

John

Is a gay midget who is trash at all video games and will never get married and have a decent job however he is a good friend at times

U are big John

by Sapsucker January 21, 2019

John

big gay boi with big small penis

john is fat

by KeyboardUser1000 March 7, 2019

the Johns

Something that is overly exaggerated.

Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns

'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'

by Justin May 26, 2004

John

Super dope likes to live on the edge. Impulsive at times but can come in clutch at times. Has multiple personalities likes using accents to mask his inner insecurities basically John is rough on the outside and a beautiful baby girl on the inside

John is dope

by BiggieKyle October 20, 2018

John

Literally one of the most common names other than Muhammad. Typically a tall man with a fit build. Often times blue eyes and blonde or light brown hair. Can be extremely annoying yet funny as hell. Extremely caring and puts other people first. Faithful and loving and not afraid to show his emotions. Absolutely incredible athlete.

Who's Kirsten's new boyfriend?
Omg she's dating John, she's so lucky!

by Jaydee red May 29, 2016

John

A guy who is very attractive in many ways and have a big dick like 7 inches is a good kisser very confusing and can get a girl at anytime.It will seem like he don't love you at points but he will always be therefor you no matter what happens.and he can dress and very popular and handsome as hell.

You see John over there he so handsome I wish he was my boyfriend👅💦💦

by Diamond Reyes July 28, 2016