jody is the guy safe at home who fucks your girlfriend while you bravely serve your country at combat patrol or solocrew
"yo wryx, whens the next parade?"
"Is it okay if a girl cheats while you were taking a break? (Asking for a friend fr)"
"jody done fanum taxed bros gf :skull:"
"Is it okay if a girl cheats while you were taking a break? (Asking for a friend fr)"
"jody done fanum taxed bros gf :skull:"
by idkman0910 September 8, 2024
Get the Jodymug. 
by Tinydon September 2, 2021
Get the Jodiemug. A process by which a person dries, after taking a shower, by naturally letting the air dry you rather than using a towel to clean up.
by ALANSCO December 8, 2019
Get the Air Jodymug. by Ophidia_75 February 25, 2022
Get the Jodi's Ventmug. Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with a girl named Jodie who says she was browsing through a store called Babyshop when she walked past a shelve of Bibles. She picked one up and started reading it in the aisle.
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
by Drapen August 15, 2022
Get the Jodiemug. did you see contact?
yeah! it's such a beautiful movie just like Jodie!
yeah! and i loved her performance also in taxi driver, she was so young but so talented and beautiful !
mybeautiful jodie
yeah! it's such a beautiful movie just like Jodie!
yeah! and i loved her performance also in taxi driver, she was so young but so talented and beautiful !
mybeautiful jodie
by t00c00lforscho00l September 1, 2022
Get the Jodiemug.