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Jodie

Jodie is a guy that has a females name that acts like a straight bitch all the time!
Hey that guy aint no mechanic he's a jodie!
by 06boss281 March 17, 2021
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Jodi's Vent

A sewer vent by the interstate that smells like my wife's farts.
Jodi's Vent is quite foul tonight, innit?
by Ophidia_75 February 25, 2022
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Air Jody

A process by which a person dries, after taking a shower, by naturally letting the air dry you rather than using a towel to clean up.
Can you believe she just pulled an Air Jody while I was on FaceTime with her
by ALANSCO December 8, 2019
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Jodie Foster simpism syndrome

Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her
he has jodie foster simpism syndrome
no surpise she hot
by t00c00lforscho00l September 16, 2022
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Jodie

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with a girl named Jodie who says she was browsing through a store called Babyshop when she walked past a shelve of Bibles. She picked one up and started reading it in the aisle.

A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.

When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”

Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.

He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”

She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”

“I’m scared of you.”

“I’m not scared of you.”

She said: “You are.”

He said: “You won’t get away with this.”

She responded: “I did.”

She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”

He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”

And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.

The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.

She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”

The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
Jodie said: “I don’t care.”

I saw this article on Reddit. It said:

“I’ve heard the horror."
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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jodie laidlaw

A beautiful girl who wants to succeed in life with her one of a kind humour.
Jodie Laidlaw is a great person to be around.
She can also be cute.
There’s Jodie Laidlaw she’s so funny and cute.
by Cutefunnyamazing November 1, 2020
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Jodie

by beyoncefatpussy November 23, 2022
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