bat jacking

A masturbation technique where a male masturbator rolls back onto his shoulders, with his body in the air over his face for the purposes of either giving himself a cum facial or eating his own load. Since the masturbator is essentially upside down, he takes on the appearance of a sleeping bat.

"I'm not flexible enough to suck myself off, so in order to cum in my own mouth, I have to resort to bat jacking"

by Char H January 8, 2006

jacking off

When stimulating a personal part of your body.

Most people like jacking off

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

jacking jill up the hill

mutual masturbation between a male and a female

"yeah me and tina was jacking jill up the hill last night, and she made it all the way to the top, and I came right right after her"

by Naruchico January 2, 2009

jockin haters

talkin crap about people hatin on you

that dude got jumped cuz he was jockin haters and someone heard him.

by ashleyyy jo June 25, 2008

tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

by R8RFAN September 7, 2006

Steady Jacking

Masturbating in an uninterupted manner, regardless of the situation.

Did you see Fred? That bastard was Steady Jacking on the front porch at Kim's party!

by Capt. Load Chucker February 29, 2008

Underwater Jacking

To jack off under water in the tub where no one in the house can hear it. Plus it feels really good

Son - Mom I need to take a bath.
Mom - But hun, you just took one?
Son - I need to go underwater Jacking

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 9, 2015