by santelamour September 29, 2010
Get the Jo Bugmug. MY BEST FRIEND, THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. COOLEST PERSON EVER.THEY ARE SO COOL AND SCRUMDUMCHILEOUS. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL.
by Milflover666 June 25, 2021
Get the Audrina Jomug. Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him
Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
by Maugh October 12, 2021
Get the Jo Johnsonmug. Pinging everone in a discord server
$cookie @everyone (it was a command to give someone a cookie but i pinged everyone cuz i wanted to give everyone a cookie and thats why its named pulling a jo)
by tuxerman June 30, 2020
Get the Pulling a jomug. A person with lots of layers of goodness, like an onion without the crying and the smell. Find out she is kind of mystery. She is open, honest, and direct, but only when asked or when she finds it necessary. Jo doesn't give her heart away easily, but when she does she falls hard. She has been broken and scarred. She just needs someone to hold her tight.(literally Jo loves to cuddle) Jo is usually all smiles, cute huge butt, and bitch biceps. Jo loves music. And loves with her whole self. will put her all into what she loves. she is sassy but quite a friendly person. Not many hate her but she and some have some differences. One to keep all secrets! person who will allways be there for her friends, she is sometimes crazy but great to be around, usually dark hair, beautiful green or brown eyes,an amazing body,very good nose for cooking, she is one of a kind. dani will always protect her friends through the ups and downs. When angry says very hurtful things. Although many times hurts herself more then anybody does! She thinks she is far from perfect, but she doesn't know that she is perfect for she is loved by more then she would ever believe.
Dani Jo is a wild heart caught in a settled sole!
She is a party or a pissed off problem!
Lucky to have her!
She is a party or a pissed off problem!
Lucky to have her!
by Fria Wins January 14, 2021
Get the Dani Jomug. An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
Example 1:
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
by The Milk Man Jr. November 15, 2010
Get the Jo worthymug. 