Jerry Gergich

The guy from parks and rec who can never do anything right.

Person: Jerry, how did you dislocate your shoulder?
Jerry Gergich: I fell in a creek trying to get my burrito that I dropped
Person: Ahahha jerry you can’t do anything right

by Afos1234567890 January 22, 2018

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Jerry-built

Jerry-built refers to something built shoddily, flimsily, and cheaply.

A lot of people confuse jury-rigged and jerry-built. Although their etymologies are obscure and their meanings overlap, these are two distinct expressions.

That house is only 10 years old and yet it is falling down already. It must have been jerry-built.

by outofstepper October 24, 2012

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Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)

Jerry Seinfeld stars in the most hilarious sitcom ever, Seinfeld.

by Someone, April 14, 2006

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Jerry Springer

Former mayor of Cincinnati.

jerry springer enjoys eating tacos in his office.

by elBrendo August 17, 2006

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Sailor Jerry

1. Alcoholic beverage consumed by teens and young adults to get fucked up. Resulting in being that really drunk kid everyone talks about, the drunk passed out kid on the couch who everyone picks on, or the girl fell over flashing her cooter to the world. Causes memory loss and no recollection of what you did, who you did or what happened that night. Waking up the next morning after drinking the Sailor, you mumble "how the fuck did I get here?"

2. Drink it down to see what the pinup girl looks like

1. That kid drank some Sailor Jerry and no he is so shit housed right now, look at him passed out on the couch..find a marker lets draw a cock on his face and a handle bar mustache!

2. Johnny "That pinup girl on the Sailors bottle is so fine"

3. "Get that bitch some Cheez-Its"

by peaches n' beats August 25, 2010

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