Jellyfish

The most gorgeous girl that could ever exist a girl who saved ur life n u love then but they can be brainless but u still love them n would die for them
Boy/girl : yo jellyfish wyd

Jellyfish in question: I think I still love them even if they blocked me.
by 2sad2bswag May 09, 2023
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Jellyfish

Samantha: “You’re so skinny, I hate you bitch.” Amanda: “Don’t be a jellyfish!”
by Toledo burrito February 17, 2019
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jellyfish

It's a SEA CREATURE you idiots. It has absoloutely nothing to do with sex or drugs you dirty minded little ratty losers. Unless you are a toddler you should know this.
I saw a jellyfish at the aquarium on Saturday!
by SLAY!!!! March 29, 2023
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jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 01, 2024
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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.
While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.
by e-vigilante March 03, 2023
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Hedo Jellyfish

Pronounced: he doe - jel ly fish
Noun
1. Resembles a marine coelenterates with gelatinous bell or saucer shaped body that is typically transparent and has stinging tentacles around the edge but is actually sperm floating in the nude pool at hedonism 2 located in Negril Jamaica
Watch out, here comes a Hedo Jellyfish!

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Gross, you have a Hedo Jellyfish stuck in your leg hair!
by Dis0wned June 28, 2019
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