Jeffrey

The best middle school saxophone player in Campbell County. The most amazing instruMENTAList alive that makes other band kids cry. His band teacher wants him to join marching band due to his sheer skill as a human.

"Man, that Jeffrey is the saxophone player alive."

by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

wet jeffrey

A distance cousin of the "Wet Willy" where the male partner ejaculates into the ear of his partner.

We were having a good time, until he pulled out and gave me a wet jeffrey.

by Fotch6729 January 17, 2024

Jeffrey

The male equivalent of a Karen; A Jeffrey is a gentleman who threatens to take his business elsewhere if he doesn’t get his way.

When GameStop told Mark he had to wait 2 hours to get his game, he acted like a “Jeffrey” and threatened to take his business elsewhere.

by FantastJoeKing July 19, 2020

Jeffrey

Jeffrey, a really gay guy with a huge nose that most kids make fun of. Hes a tru nibba and is really good at video games. He will be a virgin all his life and loves to masturbate to his classmates photos on schoology. But all in all his dick is really tiny, but his heart is big.

Girl: omfg jeffrey is so gay
Guy: ikr.
Girl: his nose is huge

by Bigpeen32 May 15, 2019

Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.

Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?

by bonethegreat August 19, 2014

Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom

The official name of the White House Ballroom. Formerly the East Wing of the White House.

President Trump hosted Russian President Putin in the Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom for his birthday.

by Valar Dohaeris 91 October 24, 2025

Jeffrey Rasmussen

Jeffrey Rasmussen seems like a simple person, but like the name is more complex then they seem. Jeffrey Rasmussen is loyal, funny, geeky (not nerdy) and ok with it. Jeffrey Rasmussen has looked for other Jeffrey’s in the world and knows with a name like that all of them would be a fun person to hangout with. Jeffrey Rasmussen is the one that everyone loves to be around because he is loyal, caring, and honest to a fault. Jeffrey has seen many things in life and understands people better than 90% of the human population. In a group of friends Jeffrey Rasmussen is the one who entertains, the crowd.
Jeffrey Rasmussen can be a 3rd wheel, 5th wheel, or 2nd wheel. He is also perfectly fine being the lonesome wheel on the side of the road hanging out with nature.

If this isn’t the most accurate statement about Jeffrey Rasmussen then we suggest you just stick with the plain name Jeff.
Kudos to all the Jeffrey Rasmussen’s in the world.

“Wow that Jeffrey Rasmussen…that’s it just wow that Jeffrey Rasmussen”

by Satcartoonsrule! November 22, 2021