Definitions by dumbassmoron

English Class 

the bottom of hell where you go to die. the english teachers are alwoys billions of years old and they think you dedicated you life to learning useless words you will never use.

"Oh no, we're going to english class. I hope I don't get drawn deeper in hell."

English Class by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

Clarinet 

The most gay and annoying instrument out there. People only play it because they are small and cheap.

"Hey, lets go kill a clarinet."

Clarinet by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

Jeffrey 

The best middle school saxophone player in Campbell County. The most amazing instruMENTAList alive that makes other band kids cry. His band teacher wants him to join marching band due to his sheer skill as a human.

"Man, that Jeffrey is the saxophone player alive."

Jeffrey by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019