A person that is not very smart. He likes to eat flies and sniff his armpits. He munches on peppermints to help his fly breath smell better. He is a starter on the basketball team, even though is has mental retardedness. Even though he is all of these things, he is still a good friend to have, just hide the flies.

Hey! You look like a Jay!

Jay by mikesandsers November 29, 2018

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Jay

The Steve you know nothing about. Appreciates new fridges and losing scratch offs. Has 18 turtle-necks, 7 cardigans, 5 well pressed khakis, and 3 professional style loafers. Grew up on a trundle and had an over bearing Mom who made amazing Pancakes. Loves avocadoes. Brokers well with others. Resides on the community board of misplaced pumpkins. .... HUGE COCK

So I totally bought a taco Bell breakfast for Jay on a Tuesday

Jay by TiffanyRachel December 8, 2018

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Jay

A person who is literally a ball of fat.

His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.

"You're such a Jay!"
"Stop being such a Jay."
"That guy's a real Jay."

Jay by therealbbg December 9, 2018

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Jay

A crazy, independent, care for yourself type of person. The type of guy that loves fanfics and loves to spend 9 hours on a toilet.

Wow! What is Jay doing up there? *Fart*

Jay by Fallsole January 25, 2019

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