Doing a Javale McGee

Term was coined after TNT Sports erased all further Javale McGee mentioning on Shaqtin' a Fool.
Just like Doing a Chris Benoit, only the character was still alive and a crybaby.

Leni's doing a Javale McGee on COMELEC.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018

javan

To catch ones vomit in ones hands after downing tequila.

Man I did a javan, look at this water pizza in my hands...

by Mathius Maximus June 11, 2006

javanecia

A sweet lit person who is fun to be around. She's cool and likes to have fun. Javanecia is fine and intelligent person.

Javanecia is a little princess and she deserves good things in her life. Don't treat her wrong she's something special.

Aye there go javanecia she fine.
Javanecia is lit and fun to be around.

by Stannkkaa January 12, 2017

java

a really crappy programming language from the depth of computer hell

you use java!? Wow java suxors

by NeO-BaHaMuT July 20, 2004

Java

1. Could quite possibly be considered the shittiest "programming language" there is. Scripts (not programs) written in this language are emulated through a virtual machine. Basically a crapped up BASIC language, except slower and more complex.

2. Programming course that Freshmans take in high school to make themselves feel intelligent for programming a computer, when all they're really doing is making a simple script that's interpreted at runtime by a virtual machine.

3. Coffee.

1. Java is so shitty it should be illegal

2. Liek omgz, I kan liek h4xx0rz governments mainframes

3. I'm going to get some Java

by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004

Java Guest

The name for the creatures who use irc java chat. They come and start randomily ranting or cussing about 'sex0rzsff' 'pokemoins' or even 'havck0ringz'. Javas tend to create words in the english language on the fly, and never make sense. The concept of font size, spelling, and basic self-control are lost to Java Guests. It is important to remember to never say hi to one for then they start focusing on you, after their real goal: cyber sex. If you did make a mistake and contect one, you can not ignore them, this will cause them to start flooding for no reason. Your only choice is to /ignore.

*Guest2345 has joined#mIRC
Guest2345> hey sup all
Guest2345> sup
Guest2345> marlitof ssdv
britney> hey
Guest2345> hey wuts up
Guest2345> wanna cybersd
britney> No :/
Guest2345> sajksdav
Guest2345> sdda
Guest2345> dfggdtre544545er
Guest2345> PIKACGHUPIKACHU
Guest2345> sder3433324ewewd
*Guest2345 has QUIT ( Quit )
@ace> Wtf was that?

by markFBI March 25, 2005

java916

a jafa coffee maker

I'm a Java916

by java916 August 9, 2018