by dkbnonstop7 January 08, 2010
1) Something that is completely fucked up or out of the ordinary
2) An unforeseen or unexpected event
2) An unforeseen or unexpected event
Ex hey man did you see that guy his face is so jickety janked
man jack bauer just jickety janked that terrorist....
Ex I was walking down the street and saw an old lady pound a mickey and attack the mail man. That's jickety janked
The fact that anyone would trade for Jason Blake is jickety janked.
man jack bauer just jickety janked that terrorist....
Ex I was walking down the street and saw an old lady pound a mickey and attack the mail man. That's jickety janked
The fact that anyone would trade for Jason Blake is jickety janked.
by brianmcgarry February 05, 2010
by Will Grennay January 11, 2007
by DeanWholeMalk April 11, 2018
A quick 7 step dance move created by the Ultimate Janksters themselves (Savannah & Emily).
To learn read the directions that follow:
1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust
2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously
4: High knee to the left
5: High knee to the right
6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc)
7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)
Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal.
BOOM ROASTED.
To learn read the directions that follow:
1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust
2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously
4: High knee to the left
5: High knee to the right
6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc)
7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)
Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal.
BOOM ROASTED.
Dude, did you see those girls do the Jank-Step at that party? I had an instant erection I couldn't lose for weeks bro!
Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.
Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.
by Ultimate Janksters October 17, 2011
A cheesy, silly, unreliable, or otherwise dumb strategy, generally used for either novelty of using it or the challenge of beating people with it. In gaming, you will often see people playing like this if they are smurfing or are otherwise competing below their skill level, or in an unranked mode where winning or losing doesn't have any ramifications.
Card Game Player 1: "God, I'm so fucking pissed. I lost to the jankiest fucking strat just now."
CG Player 2: "Oh, really? What happened?"
CG Player 1: "I drew none of the answers I needed and he pulled off a stupid combo that took him three whole turns to set up"
CG Player 2: "Three turn combo? What the fuck, dude's on some shit."
CG Player 1: "Like I said, total jank strat."
CG Player 2: "Oh, really? What happened?"
CG Player 1: "I drew none of the answers I needed and he pulled off a stupid combo that took him three whole turns to set up"
CG Player 2: "Three turn combo? What the fuck, dude's on some shit."
CG Player 1: "Like I said, total jank strat."
by Diamond III Scrublady May 09, 2018