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Jank-Step 

A quick 7 step dance move created by the Ultimate Janksters themselves (Savannah & Emily).

To learn read the directions that follow:
1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust

2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously
4: High knee to the left

5: High knee to the right
6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc)
7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)

Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal.

BOOM ROASTED.
Dude, did you see those girls do the Jank-Step at that party? I had an instant erection I couldn't lose for weeks bro!

Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.
Jank-Step by Ultimate Janksters October 17, 2011
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Jank Step 

Mediocre Canadian techno. Often peppered with bad synth plugins and improper arrangement. Constantly refuses to employ the use of advanced digital recording techniques. Repeated use of claps and un-required hi-hats.
Girl 1: Hey i heard JPEG is headling "Jank Fest"
Girl 2: Whats "Jank Fest?"
Girl 1: Its a Jank Step music festival
Girl 2: Oh well OMJ should be headlining then.
Dave: Does anyone have pants ?
Jank Step by Jankfest March 9, 2011
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026