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Ump Jacked

Ump jacked is when an umpire, primarily the home plate umpire is missing calls for the pitcher or makes a very bad 3rd strike call on a batter on an obvious ball. Also when pitcher is getting obvious strikes called balls by umpire.
Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga, got "Ump Jacked" when Jim Joyce's blown call at first base on potential last out of the game, cost him a perfect game.

David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.

Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.
by JAX8 June 24, 2010
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Jaked

To try to insult someone but accidentally back yourself into an easy target of opportunity for insult and to do so repeatedly.
He jaked himself over and over again.
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flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.
My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.
by A. Hermann February 9, 2007
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Jankerman

My friend was having sex and his girlfriend said he had a nice Jankerman
by salkjd November 14, 2010
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skittle jacked

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.
Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!
by shananogins93 May 14, 2009
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bar jacked

When a drunk corners you in a bar an you can't escape...
Sober friends just walk in

Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....

Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!
by dddennis February 17, 2010
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Snaggle-jacked

Adj. Any set of teeth that can duly be described as snaggle-toothed and jack-mouthed.
Damn that bitch's crooked, buck, ass, teeth scare me! What a heinously snaggle-jacked smile!
by disklaimer August 19, 2010
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