Jaden

The lovable pain in the ass. He's nice but you can't tell if you love him or hate him he try's to be cool but sometimes he's a wreck

Guy 1: Hey it's Jaden!

Guy 2 Yeah he's weird .

Guy 1: Yeah but he's so funny.

Guy 2 : Yeah I guess.

by Toxicfox23 October 27, 2019

Jade Gate

Cantonese/British slang for Vagina. Used in Hong Kong during the 1960's.

Whether Chinese or British, a Jade Gate is a Jade Gate.

I'd love to enter her Jade Gate.

by SukyfykuS March 13, 2020

Stinky Cheese-Jade

A smelly running piece of cheese who's name is most likely Jade.

THE STINKY CHEESE-JADE IS COMING, COVER YOUR NOSE HOLES.

by jade~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

Jade Puget

jade is my hero he can play that damn guitar like no one else and he has awsome hair

he is my hero

by STEVEN LEE August 30, 2003

Jade Day

A national holiday celebrated throughout the world where people tend to throw around cheese. A big cheese blimp fills the air and everyone jumps up and down in excitement. Many people even pee their pants. Especially if they have bladder problems.

Lets go celebrate Jade Day!

Oh.....I have a bladder problem so that might not be a good idea. :(

by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

Jade

An intelligent, beautiful lady who knows what she wants. She's funny and charming and has a smile that lights up the room, And the cutest sneeze I have ever heard in my life. She enjoys playing anything musical, wind or string, she can be easily manipulated by words and needs help from friends to uplift her and tell her every things going to be alright. She is a kind person and I wish she didn't leave town since I was going to tell her how I feel, Jade if your reading this, just know, I miss you.

Man that Jade sure can play the trumpet
Naw man have you seen her play violin?!

by Urban development February 14, 2017

Jade and Joe

A boy who likes a girl but the girl doesn't like him back the way he likes her.

OI mate you've just been Jade and Joe'ed

by AJCRAZYBOI February 19, 2017