Jabber Jaw

The most annoying cartoon character ever made in the history of human existance. A talking shark/drummer.

Jabber Jaw is a mother fucking queer bait.

by lao March 29, 2005

The Jabberwock

A sexual maneuver in which the dominant partner shouts out emotive portmonteau words with each thrust.

So, last night I was doing the Jabberwock, and I came up ith "shlurking"- I'm going to try using it in conversation.

by Bill the Ripper June 26, 2007

poo jabber

When a person places their two hands together and sneaks up behind someone, squats down and jabs their tip of their fingers up their anus through pants or whatever their wearing, causing the victim to have a saw anus.

Suspect: sneaks behind victim.
Victim: standing, talking.
Suspect: squats down and puts hands together.
Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but
Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!!
Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore.
Suspect: Hahahahah
Victim: Fucking, poo jabber!

by adam096 December 21, 2009

Jabbers

Oww, you've written a spiteful definition of me. You really showed me, you even went so far as to call me "canadian"...If being canadian was even a bit insulting, I'd be inclined to write more, but..uhh..I AM canadian. And anothing thing d00d, how come whenever you're all out of insults or clever remarks (which you seem to be out of stock of these things 90% of the time) you resort to calling people "bitches"? After watching you call everyone who disagrees with your stupid opinions a bitch, it wears thin. It's tired and unfunny, just like you. Nobody likes you, nobody is laughing at your definitions either. Stop embarrassing yourself.

"Hurr hurr, I are g-union. You is a bitch, hurr hurr I are so clever!!!11111/eleven11"

by Jabbers August 30, 2004

jables

An internet hook-up gone horribly awry and leading to much e-drama.

The rejecting participant in said drama.

see, PLDSB

"hott_bodd69 said he'd call me, but I think this one is jables..."

by teh editrix March 10, 2005

jablexican

When someone has the origin of being japanese, black, and mexican.
When someone has super skill and nobody can live up to their awesomeness.

"Hey look at Rachel! She looks great!"
"Yea, and I heard recently she's jablexican."
"Wow.. not everyday you see a jablexican.

"Dude, chill!"
"I can't man, I'm jablexican... I can't help it."

by byebyebanana April 26, 2009

Jabberjaw

An individual at any social gathering who, typically due to being under the influence of a controlled stimulant (ie: cocaine, amphetamine, adderall, etc.), absolutely refuses to stop talking, interrupting others, or any other general form of jabbering.

"Oh no, everyone duck, I'm pretty sure that fucking Jabberjaw is zeroing in on us."

(Especially at the local bar.)

by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 3, 2017