sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

Nahid Sir

perverted sir, never gonna like you, or Sexy. is a fucking word that should be banned

i dont like nahid sir.

by dont care didnt ask + ratio December 26, 2021

Sir Taintula

The man who beats the drum of your ear.

God I've got such a headache, Sir Taintula must be going hard at work today.

by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

Sir Chunk

I love him...

But he is so bogan!

Sup, Sir Chunk

by J-Dog&Shelbdizzle January 13, 2010

Sir-Jai

A Real Nigga he’s Him...On bro he’s unique just like his name give no fucks just a real gangsta on my momma.

Omg it’s Sir-Jai!

by NotElmosworld November 22, 2021

Sir Trumpalot

A medieval, orange-hued knight of King Arthur's second string, square table.

Verily, Sir Trumpalot's hands doth be not large.

by Orangebeard June 6, 2019