pat the wombat

To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

by cc-money July 25, 2007

pat fusty

A large monkey found in the game 'bloons tower defence 6' (btd6). He is known for his immense strength, funny name and voice, that may lead one to the assumption that he may be mentally deficient.

'did you see pat fusty on the news?'

'He massacred all those children!'

by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022

pat sharpe

The mullet headed don of childrens entertainment. Father of many illegitimate equally mulleted sons.

Mark, your dad im pat sharpe, you mulleted freak

by Spoon Menace December 18, 2003

Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"

by That's what Santa said December 2, 2011

Sloppy pat

The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings on Saint Patrick's Day; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item, but on Saint Patrick's Day; The act of boonking on Saint Patrick's Day

Dude came up and all of a sudden pulled a sloppy pat on me.

by Lenny Da Lunchman December 11, 2017

Pat Mcafee

To verbally light up the confrontation while simultaneously group the nearby standers on your side and become the leader of the pack to then get ready to jump from the top rope of a ring and slam on top of the opponent. Go crazy!!...For the Brand

He came at me and I went full Pat Mcafee

by ElMariachi80 December 4, 2020

Pat a Goat

Verb~ The action of brushing your side fringe out of your eyes.

when your with your mate and their fringe is covering there face you say," you gotta pat a goat"

by olliee88 June 24, 2010