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iPad kid

iPad kids are those annoying little pricks who ask for your "MesnGeR kIdS".
Ah yes, the iPad kid. The piece of shit.
by 50xcreative.fun May 26, 2023
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iPad goof

someone who uses ipad in a goofy was such as *typemdnd on ipadndjsk help mejd undertand*
"HE ISAN IPAD GOOF" or "clown ipad
by wiseass383 June 27, 2023
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iPad Kid

A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.

An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.

Signs of an iPad Kid:

-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.

Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
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iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.
“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “
by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024
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Like an iPad kid

Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.

The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.

This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.
*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt
by Vineetx July 7, 2024
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Brave ipad

A valiant and brave ipad that has survived the wrath of many ipad kids rage throughout its time. used to sometimes mock people who are getting angry and is characterized with stewie tantrums
Brave ipad Brave ipad survived ipad kids wrath.
by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 July 30, 2024
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Ipad kid

A child who was given an ipad at a young age, often leading to emotional disregulation, social unawareness, and dissociation from the real world.

These kids often don’t go outside and lack meaningful relationships. They also will often quote memes repeatedly and say generally off putting things.

Stereotypes of this group often include the idea of the tablet being in a bulky case with fingerprints and sticky.
My sister started screaming when her ipad was taken away. I fear she is an ipad kid.
by Cooking_rat August 11, 2024
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