ring stabber

someone who loves anal giving to much

Elton John what a ring stabber

by tenbob July 8, 2009

hater ring

A ring you wear on your middle finger. It gives the haters something nice to look at while you say fuck you.

Damn did you see her hater ring? That shit almost blinded me!

by mllebills October 17, 2009

Ring Pin

A synonym for butt plug

GUY: Are you alright? You seem to be uncomfortable.
GAL: Yeah, I forgot to pull out my ring pin and now I cannot sit straight anymore. Rats!

by greatestbungholeofallbungholes July 20, 2010

bling-ringed

When your house gets robbed because you posted on social media that you're not at home.

Named after "The Bling Ring", a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in Hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. "The Bling Ring" is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.

"Would you rather be trolled, catfished or bling-ringed?"

"Paris Hilton's house was bling-ringed three times!"

by matty-g October 24, 2014

short ringed

When calling someone's mobile phone and the caller is sent to voicemail after just one ring. If the phone was off, it would go to voicemail immediately. Short ringing means the receiver does not care to talk to the caller.

Friend 1: I was trying to call my girlfriend, but it went to voicemail after only one ring. I guess she doesn't want to talk to me.

Friend 2: Dude, you just got short ringed.

by reveren December 22, 2013

Greed Ring

A ring of hair surrounding a bald scalp, often found on selfish businessmen

"That one asshole guy on Shark Tank has a greed ring!"

by Darklightinthenightstar May 28, 2015

Ring Poppin’

Flavoring up her booty hole prior to or while eating her ass out by inserting a delicious Ring Pop candy.

Roger was ring poppin’ Me last night with a watermelon ring pop. He said my booty tasted so sweet and tangy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018