Michigan Slammer

What's going to happen to Samuel if he doesn't get back from his trip in time
"No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
-cobie_

"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel
by cobie_ June 10, 2021
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nolo slammer

The act of having sex, usually with a prostitute, in which the prostitute must "wet up" the penis before the heroin is applied and intercourse is started.
Gave ole Jennie the nolo slammer last week! That crazy bitch loves the slammer!
by cornbread4realz January 30, 2016
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lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite April 08, 2018
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Alabama slammer

When doing doggy style a girl beings to poop, while she’s halfway prairie dogging the dude proceeds to slam his erect penis into her poop shoot.
My dick smells like poop after giving Hayley an Alabama slammer.
by Mcfucker March 13, 2020
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Alabama Slammer

When you and your dad are double teaming your morbidly obese sister on the kitchen table and the legs give out.
Our threesome ended with an Alabama slammer. Wham!
by Chili67 May 21, 2021
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Sahara Slammer

The abrupt insertion of a giant veiny erect dong into a parched, desert-like, unwelcoming butthole.
Let's use some lube this time, I'm still recovering from that sahara slammer last tuesday.
by Sahara Slammer September 29, 2018
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