muffin puncher

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014

Muffin Bumping

The act of two lesbians smashing their vaginas together in order to recieve sexual gratification.

Hey Nicole you down for some muffin bumping?

Sure, I'll bring my Melissa Ethridge CD!

by edenri July 2, 2016

Eggnon muffin

A sunny side up egg on an english muffin. Pronounced when running the words egg-on-a-muffin together. Usually popular amongst those of Polish decent.

Hey mom, can you make me breakfast?
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.

Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!

by Elzbieta January 19, 2012

Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!

Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

Muffin-caked

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

by TrishaE September 27, 2019

Pocket muffin

A muffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. Essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn't fit your macros.

Deshawn keeps a pocket muffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.

by Swoledonym April 20, 2014

Fur muffins

These are small cats who are cute.

The little fur muffins got on the bed to keep daddy warm!

by I, Wreckerrr June 14, 2021