salmon idaho

Salmon Idaho, A beautiful little town in the middle of b.f.e. idaho with grocery store that charges considerably more than they need to, you can shop anywhere you want as long as it's in the window of Monday- Friday 10 am- 7pm if you are lucky. They have a barbershop with a totally hot barber she is super nice also. Salmon also has plenty of drugs if you are interested it's not hard to find whatever you are looking for.... sometimes easier than buying groceries.

I will drive hours from anywhere in idaho to get to salmon Idaho, and turn around and drive hours back to civilization.

by Rasy31 June 3, 2024

Idaho Bread

Sad, white, spoiled, no real culture. Blames their life with everything they see on social media. Young with facial tattoo's.

If you move to Idaho you will notice they make homemade Idaho Bread. They don't know what they are doing and it comes out flat and doughy.

by BuckleDown January 13, 2021

idaho sunrise

When you blackout on Xan and you get woke with your peepee in a girls vagina and it comes out pruny

Robby: why you sad bro?
Kyle: Dude I woke up with an idaho sunrise

Robby:... oof

by Jayhawk13591 August 14, 2017

Idaho Straight

A sexual identity characterized by a masculine male, who identifies as heterosexual, but when engaged in outdoor activities with other males such as fishing, hunting, shooting guns, archery, or hiking, sees no problem with giving/getting a blowjob from a buddy. The only rules are no hugging, kissing, touching, affection, and most importantly, to never actually discuss it.

Brian: Hey, I'm gay but I think you are hot. Are you straight?

Steve: Yes, I'm straight.

Brian: Are you straight? Or are you "Idaho Straight'?

by Neil Saffron September 29, 2023

Lewiston Idaho

Stinks like you would not believe , charming little city with low crime and drug rates even though the locals would argue its horrible here its not too bad compared to an actual sizable city . Besides the smell and high STI rates of course ,

Ive got to go to stank ass Lewiston Idaho today for a second.

by J0$h82188 October 29, 2021

Idaho Titty Twister

Pinching and squeezing someone’s nipple so hard that it swells up to the size of an Idaho potato.

“Is that a tumor on Marc’s chest?”
“No, Todd gave him an Idaho Titty Twister last night.”

by PunkinChunker September 24, 2018

Idaho Enema

A sex move; typically performed by gay men on each other. The dominant male will insert a greased potato into the rectal cavity of his partner, and both men will masturbate all over the bed sheets. Traditionally, both men will sleep together in the semen-covered sheets after the action has been performed.

Two of my friends did an Idaho enema in my parent's bedroom at a party. Cleaning that out the next morning was a disaster! the whole room smelled like a casting couch.

by blyat_boy February 11, 2021