Muddy Hotdog

After eating steak and potatoes, you take a shit that first comes out as a solid and slowly turns into a liquid as you progress through shitting and looks like and has the same texture as mud. Now here is where the hot dog comes in, you use the shit you just took as lubrication to masturbate and after you have climaxed, you feed the shit/jizz mix to your dog or cat, of course with some leftover dinner!

Dude i ran out of lube so i had to pull a muddy hotdog last night!

by Mister Insidious October 4, 2011

honry hotdog

when you are having way too much fun typing and way too horny to realize that you spelled honry wrong. oh and you also want a nice boob fucking w/ extra mustard and maybe a tad bit of mayo.

lindsey and lexy are a little honry hotdog right now!

by Robert Smith June 18, 2006

Turkish Hotdog

A sexual act in which the man does the chik up the batty wifout a rubber and then gets her 2 suck da shit off his Pump action yoghurt rifle

Dude, that bitch was so fuckin skanky, i gave her a turkish hotdog man!

by Lord Schubert May 17, 2006

harvard hotdog

before recieving oral pleasures, a man draws, with a black marker, a pair of studious glasses and various math equations on his jack johnson to surprise the pleasure giver.

so did you get your d wet last night?

no...

what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?

i pulled the old harvard hotdog.

classic!

by samuel bissell March 21, 2009

Hotdog Water

Smell of water left over after boiling hotdogs.

"Easy Shaggy, I don't think Hotdog Water actually has hotdogs, she just smells like hotdog water because when someone doesn't wash after gym and they wear gingham or wool, like hotdog water, there's a chemical reaction from the bacteria that can smell like, well, like hotdogs!" - Fred Jones

by Pseud0n February 27, 2022

Arabian hotdog

Also known as an Iraqi brat, it is a sexual act in which one places the shaft of the penis is placed parallel or in-between the buttocks of the recipient, slightly resembling a hotdog. Then the recipient squeezes their buttocks and farts. Henceforth creating an Arabian Hotdog

"I'm worried about farting in front of Jon" "Bitch you need to hit him with an Arabian Hotdog".

by Jon c Riley August 17, 2023

pencil in a hotdog

A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun

It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog

by Vic_patty February 15, 2018