straight up hook up

A truly legit and good deal.

Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!

by RastaMermaid October 9, 2008

Hookers gonna hook

a phrase meaning to accept what is going on a kind of sentiment for i just dont give a shit anymore...

hookers gonna hook

by kaboom35 June 8, 2011

Broke as a Monday night hooker

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Hoeksemafication

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.

Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"

by Calvin Engineers December 15, 2008

hooker sandwich

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.

I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!

by Shit_4_Brains August 26, 2007

hokksund

A principality of Buskerud county in Norway. It is often made fun of, for it's stereotype of having many young street racers and a below average level of education/intelligence.

Alex: In my hometown i'm regarded as a member of the intelligentsia.

Phil:That's because you're from Hokksund..

Alex: That's true.

by Mr.T87 November 25, 2009

Hooker Code

Code that is problematic and causes application instability (application "goes down" often).

"Did the site go down again? Yeah, Jim must still have some hooker code in there."

by Wynadorn July 29, 2013