couch hooker

a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.

i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.

by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010

hookered out

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.

The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?

by core J August 29, 2005

Bob the hooker

A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.

Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"

by the_penguin_error_234 August 21, 2020

Hooker in a hurricane

Hooker trying to escape her pimp. It is the altercation that occurs but she succeeds to become a successful entrepreneur

Hooker in a hurricane She wanted out like a "hooker in hurricane"

by Joyfulbird August 12, 2016

hooker rape

When you shoplift from a hooker

Johnny shoved it up that hoes ass until she cried and did not pay that bitch. This is hooker rape. 8===D

by Forced c July 12, 2017

Hooker shit

An expletive used when infuriated by a video game.

I can't beleive I fell of the track, that's such hooker shit!

by Neechie Bella June 11, 2011

determined hooker

when you are dressed as a two bit hooker, refuse to be called one, and are determined as fuck to be one.

"jessica is literally a determined hooker"

by Gassypasted November 30, 2017