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non-habit-forming

A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.
Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P
by QuacksO September 27, 2017
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Habiti

"Habiti" is the boujee word to describe your best friend, your ride or die, your sister, your go to buddy, your support system. Pretty much your bitch/hoe.
"Damn 'Habiti' you looking flee asf!"
"Aye 'Habiti' you too flee yourself!"
by ISSA LITTY HOE July 30, 2017
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Hisbitch

A girl who goes around hooking up with guys who have no idea who she is. This girl constantly hooks up with guys and everyone knows when she has
"Are you serious, that's like the sixth guy this week"

"Ya, she's such a hisbitch"
by Griffs93 April 18, 2009
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animal habit

an addiction to animals
animal addict
an addiction to eating or wearing animals
an addiction to killing or hunting animals
an addiction to using animals in medical research and medicines
an addiction to animal byproducts
people who have an addiction to consuming animals
Your animal habit is apparent with the animal skins on your floors!
My animal habit offends vegans.
Our animal habit is destroying our environment as much as our dependence on oil.
My animal habit gave me cancer.
Her animal habit, hoarding all of those dogs and cats, landed her in jail.
by Vegan Shero December 2, 2007
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Crab Habitat

A home for crusty crustations...usually dwell in moist tuna smelling genitalia...
Holy shit look at that crab habitat...damn that girls got a freakin subdivision livin in there!
by Rosie November 15, 2003
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Hibbity-Jibbity

When everything has gone all wrong. Can be used in several different ways. Synonyms include "helter-skelter".
Man, that relationship is in the dumps now. Can't blame me for the hibbity-jibbity.

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Things have gone all hibbity-jibbity.
by LynnSnow May 8, 2008
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Hbitis

A disease with the one known symptom and cause of a severe need for an hbi.
Bob: "Wow, that girl was such a bitch!"

Larry: "She's probably just suffering from hbitis."

Bob: "You're right, her misplaced aggression is likely a byproduct of her wanting deez nutz badly."

Larry: "I concur."
by A-Phre$h_Swag December 20, 2010
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