Skittle Herpes

When a girl has herpes and makes a guy eat skittles out of her vag. He then eats a herpes cluster along with the skittle not realizing it. The girl's herpes is so bad it's in skittle sized clumps.
by Mustache McGee January 04, 2012
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Herp-Aids

1. When someone shows any visible signs of could be an STD; what you say to the person and their family to make them feel worse and to engender laughter from their friends.

2. The extremely contagious green fire that surrounds players and bots when tagged while playing "virus" game mode in Time Splitters 2.
1."Oooooh, look at that nigga mouth. He got Herp-aids!"

2. Keep that stupid fucking monkey away from me. I will blow that shit the fuck up, I do not want Herp-Aids
by donkeypuncher23456 December 05, 2008
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herp-derp

the answer for every physics problem according to idiot hipsters that think they are so cool
Q: What is the force of gravity?
A: herp-derp
Teacher: you're a moron
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Herpes banquet

Being that hungry you could eat anything, even the herpes from a dead whore
I am so hungry I could eat the herpes from a dead whore - said Pete to his 4yr old son whilst explaining a herpes banquet
by gibson( . )( . ) August 26, 2008
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Herpes whore

Another name given to huge whores. Someone that is a freshman and has sex with everyone.
My bestfriend Lindsey is herpes whore. She does a lot of guys that slut.
by freddyfintstone December 02, 2005
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Food Herp

The spreading of a craving/desire for a specific food or restaurant from person to person. Usually spread almost instantaneously after leaving someone's mouth.
Person 1 "I could really go for some Qdoba right now!"
Person 2 "Thanks for the food herp, now I really want some to!"
by Eric Pratt June 27, 2013
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surf herpes

Any disease that can be contracted by surfing in contaminated waters; commonly hepatitis or "the hep."
"Fuck man, did you hear Vince got the surf herpes?"

or slang

"Fuck man, did you hear Vince got the surf herps?"
by JeremyO July 08, 2006
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