The definitional word you use to describe a human being you see, and cannot distinguish if they are of the male or female gender.
Person 1: Hey, is that a guy or a girl?
Person 2: I'm not sure, it looks like both
Person 1: Well, it's hard to tell with the hair, and those could just be man boobs
Person 2: Let's just call it a Herman, okay?
Person 2: I'm not sure, it looks like both
Person 1: Well, it's hard to tell with the hair, and those could just be man boobs
Person 2: Let's just call it a Herman, okay?
by dietcola July 10, 2009
Get the Herman mug.An Vaudeville entertainer practicing the craft of Hermantry, usually targeted towards the entertainment of children. Hermans are known to wear bright yellow suits, black crew neck shirts, pale yellow body paint, a tight crew cut, and usually have floppy ears. They keep no teeth in sight preferring to be seen with their true yellow colors. Hermans are usually solitary peopl as the craft requires great devotion.
"How did you come to the craft of Hermantry?"
"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."
"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."
by The chocolate couch March 14, 2010
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Bill: "Dude, the movie we rented last night was so boring, I decided to Herman Cain my girl in hopes of passing the time more quickly."
Wayne: "That's awesome man, did she oblige?"
Bill: "Hell no! She said she was going to hold a news conference tomorrow with Gloria Allred and tell the world."
Wayne: "Dauumn!"
Wayne: "That's awesome man, did she oblige?"
Bill: "Hell no! She said she was going to hold a news conference tomorrow with Gloria Allred and tell the world."
Wayne: "Dauumn!"
by battenrw November 9, 2011
Get the Herman Cain mug.Herman is the term used when you see a man sucking another mans penis. it can also be used for a homosexual male that is desperate for sexual action. It can also mean a person that is soo deep in the closet they would have sex with the same gender just to prove they aren't gay, sometimes they can even have families.
by The Sofa King, Mike Hawk December 13, 2017
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A person who is making something up. Similar to "pulling one's leg" phrase but having a more shocking impact.
Also hassexual meaning pulling one's herman "penis" Ie. Masturbation
Also hassexual meaning pulling one's herman "penis" Ie. Masturbation
by John Murf November 7, 2005
Get the Herman Puller mug.A BIGGGGGGG BITCH. Micheal Lee Hemann is the guy who can talk shit and threaten to beat your ass a million times just can't fight worth shit and backs out like a bitch. His dick looks like a shriveled up shrimp and he has the gut of a woman pregnant with sextuplets. He never washes his ass and smells like a donkey and only has balls big enough to talk down on women and beat them. He will rob you of all you have and his teeth be looking like corn kernels throwing up gang signs. Don't fuck with Michael Lee hemann. He nasssty.
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