Stage Erection

An erection of the penis (or a moistening of the vagina) due to performing in front of a large audience without becoming sexually aroused.

Dylan: I'm so nervous to play Hamlet in front of 400+ people tonight! I have stage fright!

Erik: I never get stage fright. One thing I do get is stage erection. It's not like I'm horny, but I always pop a boner whenever we get into that swordfight at the end. Is that weird?

Dylan: ...yeah, man.

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by Bready Hampton October 28, 2011

erection

A term used when to describe the enlarged male penis when aroused sexually

Those big bouncing boobs of yours are giving me an Erection

by Osofast April 26, 2003

erection section

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by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

One Direction Erection

When girls start throwing their panties and titties start popping out during a one direction concert. The guys on stage get a one direction erection.

I was at this One Direction concert and these girls took their tops off right in front of me.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.

by Instaburn June 14, 2014

public erection

A coward; someone who wants to "hide"

Guy : Bro i dont wanna ask her what if she rejects me
Girl : Don't be such a fucking public erection

by cutie plant November 3, 2015

Erection Face

When a smelly ugly prostitute looks at your small erection and makes a funny face.

Ben-"That Ugly Smelly Prostitute Gave Me The Erection Face."
Muller-"WOW,You Have A Tiny Penis."

by AsexyPronz April 28, 2008

massive erectionism

When a person with down syndrome takes too many viagra and has a huge erection because they have an extra chromosome only in their penis.

Chad believes in massive erectionism

by Pat2188 April 11, 2008