heifer

an over weight, crude whyner, usually a woman, but if a man is absolutly gay.

I can't beleive that heifer said that shit.

by est1979 May 9, 2003

el heffe

A bad ass mother fucker who likes raves, drugs, bitches, money, cars, marijuana. But loves friends the most and is very kind. One in a million if you find one never lose them for you would cry.

Ayye yo El Heffe what's up my nigga!!!!??

by Elheffe98 January 24, 2018

Joe Hoffer

The God of metal. Currently in the band Eden Is Burning

Oh my Joe Hoffer,
Joe Hoffer Is GOD
I am The Shreding Machine said Joe Hoffer

by Joe Hoffer May 28, 2006

Heiferium

A made-up element used to troll chemists.

Is heiferium a metal, nonmetal, or metalloid?

by hitemlow February 22, 2011

Heifersita

That woman is a heifersita a over weight female

Wow did you just see that heifersita

by Kirkeygirl September 8, 2019

helfer stout

A term commonly used to describe something that is strong or heavy duty.

Tj has been going to the gym and he is getting helfer stout.

by RodeeTheKing December 22, 2020

Heifer Hauler

When the trunk of a truck carries a bunch of woman and the truck breaks down because of the weight of the "Heifers"

The truck was a heifer hauler

by Randytheplumber69 April 25, 2023