absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation

Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.

by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024

Theremin Heater

A midwestern trick normally performed during the winter months. Place your partners penis behind your bent knee and allow him to rub his unit back and forth until climax has been reached.

On a cold January night Tom knew Sandy would allow the Theremin heater .

by Buck Mahogany December 02, 2023

donk heater

Whenever a bad player is playing poker and they win a whole bunch by sucking out over and over

luckysuits is on a donk heater.

by jbhntr December 30, 2024

Slippery Heater

The act of a man masturbating using Vaseline as a lubricant, and upon completion lighting his dick on fire.

Andy was feeling particularly spicy, so he preformed a slippery heater once he got home from school.

by KingFlippyNips April 25, 2018

Bark at her heater

Eat pussy, to perform oral sex on a female

She wants me to bark at her heater

by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018

chief heaters

to smoke cigarettes

y’all tryna go chief some heaters

i chief heaters non-stop

by chai lee August 23, 2018