hipster doofus

1. Someone who has taken being hip and unique to an extreme and therefore worn the "cool" out of the hip. 2. What Jerry called Kramer on the show Seinfeld.

"He is such a hipster doofus, and has not changed at all since college. Do you think he knows he is a hipster doofus?"

by HannahB June 27, 2006

hamster

Adjective: Without overarching purpose or point, like a hamster running in a wheel.

My life is feeling really hamster these days.
My job is so hamster, I hate it!
I like him, but his outlook on life seems sort of hamster.

by phronimos April 16, 2017

Mexican Hipster

Similar to a Hipster, but even poorer. They tend to be found at the back of Music Festival stages shuffling to any type of music or sound or nothing. They wear skinny tight jeans so their balls don't jiggle when they shuffle to prevent from chaffing. A lot of them originated from Socal and primarily from Downey, California and seem to know who Nicholas Reppert is.

Mexican guy: "Hey are you from Downey?"

Latino girl : "No, But do you know a Nicholas Reppert from Downey"

Mexican guy: "Yeah, how do you know him?"

Latino girl: "Because you look like a Mexican Hipster.

by Erica Lamb August 6, 2012

Hamster Angle

The angle of your face that your forward facing camera makes while in use so that you look like a hamster.

The more "chubby" the angle is, the more the angle makes you look chubby.

"And there I was, I accidentally called her and she saw me from a really chubby hamster angle"

by Micerama May 28, 2019

flying hamster of doom

a winged hamster welding coconuts.

the flying hamster of doom will rain coconuts on your pitiful city.

by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda December 11, 2004

Richmond Hipster

The Hipster is a vile creature who feeds off of what he or she is essentially told is uncool- anything against the mainstream or social norm. A lanky 20something with a blank face and unnecessary nonprescription frames is clinging to his PBR and off brand cigarette. This boy probably has the entire discography for The Smith’s but no turn table. He also has a sad looking dog whose bones stick out at sharp angles all over his body because his new owner has liberated him from the confines of a meat eating household and now feeds him only vegan cuisine. Do not fear this waste of oxygen, a quick blow to the stomach will leave him toppled over on the ground, because all he has eaten is a soy nut bar and an expensive latte from a nonconformist coffee shop.A hipster female has ironic stickers all over her fixed gear bicycle and a smug look that says “I’m better than you because I donate money to NPR every year.” This girl spends her time teaching underprivileged children how to read existential literature and giving vegan to starving homeless people with her Food Not Bombs group. Drag a key across each member of her indie record collection and she will relapse into a mental state of hibernation, for without her precious tunes she cannot possibly survive this harsh world of consumerism and the mainstream. Do not fear the impending hipster apocalypse, eventually each one of these individuals will figure out that it is against the social norm to jump off a bridge and undoubtedly do so.

Oh! I know that Richmond hipster, she tried to get me into Animal Collective and This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb.

Why does that Richmond hipster have a stick where his handlebars should be?

by AMMRVA November 26, 2010

Hipster Runoff

Probably one of the best blogs on the internet, because it's a bunch of hipster hating hipsters, and they're cool because they can take a little joke about themselves,

Made by Carles, but no one really knows who Carles is, a girl or a guy, old or young, etc. We don't know.

Hey did you hear about how Best Coast insulted Hipster Runoff ?

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 27, 2010