hooter hammock

a stretchy shirt that cradles each boob and has a glittery, gaudy medallion in the middle

The real housewives of Orange County have hooter hammocks in every imaginable color.

Did you see the hooter hammock Gretchen had on last episode?

by Dignme1 March 10, 2009

cock hammock

cock hammock: a hammock specialy fabricated to prevent a mans large wang from falling onto the possibly dirty ground. these used to just be in swimsuits but now are in athletic wear aswell.

"glad i've got a cock hammock so my shit wont drag on the ground" -various

by Beezleboss July 27, 2008

banana hammock

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another

hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock

by jack meoff January 12, 2007

haylock

high pitched teacher otherwise known as mazz.

holy shit run, its haylock!

by iyan October 28, 2008

Hammock City

A gathering of drunken campers, usually around multiple bonfires string several hammocks up in the woods and party for the weekend

I heard the hammock city this weekend is gonna be awesome.

by One Smart-ass redneck September 28, 2014

hallocking

The act of slipping one's pants down to the knees, and furiously shitting on the side of the highway.

Dude after Five Guys I saw Tanner hallocking on the side of the road.

by rangerlax February 22, 2015

hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015