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sub-ham, minus ham

A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).
Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!
by The Original Slim Bavis October 26, 2004
mugGet the sub-ham, minus hammug.

HAMS

Have A Musical Summer
Mainly used by "cool" music teachers
Can Also be used by the occational musicly addicted young person
And even is used by all those poser kids who think it "cool" to be musicly addictid.
Kelley: hey homie (calling Jamie and waving)
You signed my yearbook HAMS??
Jamie(musicly addicted):Yeah HAve A musical summer!
mugGet the HAMSmug.

radio-ham

Common-use word for Government licenced 'Radio Amatuer Operator'. Often thought to be a CB operator, but with much more technical knowledge and apparatus for world-wide communication. Some "hams" are quite content to 'work around the corner' with very simple equipment, whilst others use earth-moon-earth and satellites to communicate with each other. Many Governments register 'radio-hams' as emergency telecoms stations in the event of national disasters etc.
Boy- "Hey mister, are you a CBer?"

Elmer - "No, I'm a Radio-Ham - a bit like a CBer's big brother, but much more complicated"
by fogyfos October 23, 2009
mugGet the radio-hammug.

HAM

In the MMORPG EVE Online, it stands for Heavy Assault Missile
That Drake had 6 HAM launchers that did a lot of damage
by ZAXX August 11, 2008
mugGet the HAMmug.

Ham

A slang term for Cigar.
Used by High-School Students who are not old enough to buy them and/or do Marijuana.

See Maham
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-"Hey man you got any Hams?"
-"Ya man, my older sister is buying some for me tonight!"
by Hezekiah Prince December 22, 2008
mugGet the Hammug.

Ass Ham

When a person unleashes an ungodly amount of rancid smelling fart.
Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday

Person 2: “What flavor was it?”
by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 11, 2020
mugGet the Ass Hammug.

ham doodler

noun.

One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.
Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"
by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009
mugGet the ham doodlermug.

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