Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.

Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.

by Banana75 May 30, 2022

hatty hattington

a handsome gentleman

hey have you met hatty he best frend
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hatty hattington is handsome gentleman

by halflifefan69 August 24, 2022

Stop hating on me!

This is mostly used by fan-girls, censored content creators, ect

Stop hating on me! This sentence is dumb people are gonna hate you if your bad, of course, sometimes it’s not rare to see 10-11y-olds hating on popular animators, furrys, great art creators, ect

Bad person definition

???: bro stfu cringey ass 10y-old
Bad person: Stop hating on me!

Good person definition

???: LMAO that’s dumb kiddo
Good person: Stop hating on me! Please I’m trying my best

by Stop hating on me! September 5, 2022

hurt-hating

When a person or a group of people build up prejudices against another group of people who have either recently or historical caused significant harm to said individual or group.

Colonialism has created a lot of hurt-hating among indigenous people and the following generations of said colonizers. Can you blame them?

by H.S. Ren September 13, 2022

Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.

SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!

by anonymous September 16, 2022

Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023